Celine Dion and Shania Twain Are Dead; Killed In A Car Crash!!=FALSE

I just came across a posting online screaming and crying that Celine Dion and Shania Twain were dead, that they had been killed in a car crash.  The poster said that this news was terrible and that life was not worth living without Dion and Twain, and then the poster went on, and on, and on some more about the void in her life without the above.  Her passion and pain surprised me.  When I went to verify the news I learned that both were still very much alive and healthy.  Apparently rumors spread often about the death of the above two:  killed in a car crash or via a plane crash or in many other ways.  Little did I know.