Sunday, April 2, 2017

BEST OF Death/Dying Non Sequitur Comics !!!! ENJOY.!?

NON SEQUITUR comic by Wiley Miller :




Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller

Ned: It's her idea of heaven...

Man: Well, after just a week at home, I've come up with a comprehensive list on how to do things more efficiently around here, honey... The real reason many men don't live long after retiring. 

St. Peter: Actually, tobacco was created as an intelligence test...which brings us to why you're here early... The flunky 

Irene: What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain Internet travel fares...

GPS Device: You have arrived at your destination. The inevitable navigation system.

Woman: Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living... the end is inevitable for everything... we need to face it and accept it as a part of life in order to make the necessary decisions and then move on. I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug... Man: But the game just went into overtime! Woman: Go to the light, honey... in the dining room. Dinner's on the table.  

Man: Good news, honey... thanks to years of living within our means, diligently saving and making safe investments, we can finally afford to die. Phil continues his reign as the king of attainable goals. 

Message: On the road. Kinda bored. Wassup w/u? Bad judgment day 

Woman: If I told him once, I told him a thousand times, "If you don't keep the feeders stocked, the birds really get mad..."

Man: Never mind why, Larry... Just get someone over to the hospital and retrieve that other order.  

Woman: 'Bye, honey... Go out there and knock 'em dead today!  

Life and death in the 24-hour news cycle era... 

 






 
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