This is serious apparently. You can win $5,000 to pay for your funeral expenses. You have to agree to put "RunForYourLives.com" on your tombstone. And as I've discussed $5,000 will not cover all of your "funeral" expenses. If you consider "funeral" expenses to be the funeral home and all or your cemetery costs your minimum expenses will be about $10,000 for cremation and $15,000 minimum for traditional full-body burial. And up, and up, depending on your personal interests and choices.
ENTER TO WIN AN ALL—EXPENSES PAID FUNERAL!
Run For Your Lives wants you to rest in peace. So we’re making three lucky future corpses an offer to die for. If you agree to put our URL– RunForYourLives.com – on your tombstone, we’ll pay for your funeral.*
Three winners will be selected in a random drawing. If your number comes up, you’ll win a $5,000 check for that special day. You don’t have to die anytime soon. You’ll get your check immediately to remind you and your family every day of your inevitable end.
So start your afterlife off right. Enter today. Because while you may have an eternity to celebrate your win, we need your entry by June 1.
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