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In this explosive
debut novel, Neil Abramson explores the beauty and redemptive power of
human-animal relationships and the true meaning of communication in all
of its diverse forms. As a veterinarian, Helena was required to
choose when to end the lives of the terminally ill animals in her care.
Now that she has died, she is afraid to face them and finally admit to
herself that her thirty-seven years of life were meaningless,
error-ridden, and forgettable. So Helena lingers, a silent observer
haunted by the life she left behind-her shattered attorney husband,
David; her houseful of damaged but beloved animals; and her final
project, Cindy, a chimpanzee trained to use sign language who may be
able to unlock the mysteries of animal communication and consciousness. When
Cindy is scheduled for a research experiment that will undoubtedly take
her life, David must call upon everything he has learned from Helena to
save her. In the explosive courtroom drama that follows, all the
threads of Helena's life entwine and tear as Helena and David confront
their mistakes, grief, and loss and discover what it really means to be
human.
We
all want to leave something behind when we go. The architectural
historian Christopher Gray, who died this month, at the age of
sixty-six, left a richer legacy than most. There is the Office of
Metropolitan History, the business he founded, which is dedicated to
digging up blueprints for old New York City buildings. And there’s the
nearly thirty years’ worth of “Streetscape” columns he wrote for the Times, which chronicled the city’s unheralded architectural treasures.
But
Gray had one more bequest. Just before he died, suddenly, from
complications from pneumonia, his lawyer alerted his family to an e-mail
he’d sent to his alma mater, St. Paul’s School, in Concord, New
Hampshire: “It is my wish, when I die, that my skeleton be flensed
(don’t ask!) and articulated and given to a worthy institution not
entirely embarrassed by its connection with me, for display in the
science lab.” To sweeten the deal, Gray made a financial pledge to the
school, effective “only if you accept and take delivery of my
skeleton . . . and agree to leave it on display for . . . 10 years? Or
until it gets stolen by the Sixth Form”—the senior class—“whichever
comes first.” The school had agreed.
The
request took Gray’s wife, Erin, by surprise. “This was a relatively new
thought of his,” she said. Nevertheless, the family wanted to honor his
wish. Which left them with an awkward question, in their grief: How do
you turn a loved one into a skeleton?
Gray’s
son Peter took the lead. (“We’re nature people. We’re science people,”
he said of his family. “We rejected the cultural associations of
skeletons and bones with death as petty.”) He called the outfit his
father had suggested: Skulls Unlimited International, Inc., in Oklahoma
City, which provides skull-cleaning services, mostly to hunters. Skulls
Unlimited turned him down. An employee there, Terrisha Harris,
explained, “We actually do clean human remains,” but only for medical
institutions. “Otherwise, you’d have people putting Nana on the couch in
the living room.” Peter Gray got a similar response from various “body
farms,” outdoor research facilities where forensic anthropologists study
decomposition. Sam Houston State University, in Texas, accepts bodies
for donation, but will not return the bones. The forensic-anthropology
center at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville, has a similar policy,
although it will occasionally “skeletonize” remains for institutions
with which it has a relationship, like the Smithsonian’s National Museum
of Natural History.
Peter called
the Smithsonian. The museum’s collection includes thirty thousand human
skeletons, most of them recovered from archeological sites. It has a
small number of modern skeletons as well. “They’re our reference
library,” Dr. David Hunt, the collection’s manager, said. Students use
them to study things like how fractures heal and joint articulation. He
said that they can learn more from real skeletons, with their quirks and
variations, than from replicas made by companies such as Bone Clones,
Inc. Many of the donors were friends of the museum, among them Grover
Krantz, an anthropologist, who died in 2002. “He told me, ‘I’ve been a
teacher all my life, so I might as well continue,’ ” Hunt recalled.
Krantz’s skeleton was displayed in a 2009 exhibit, “Written in Bone,”
along with that of his beloved Irish wolfhound, Clyde.
Hunt
and Peter Gray came up with a plan. The family will donate
Christopher’s remains to the Smithsonian, which will loan them to St.
Paul’s on a long-term basis. First, though, the body will decompose at
the University of Tennessee. Dr. Lee Jantz, at the school’s
forensic-anthropology center, confirmed, “Mr. Gray arrived last week,”
in the cargo hold of a Delta flight. “It takes about eighteen months to
get a good clean skeleton,” she said. In that time, his remains will be
used to train students in forensics. The bones will then be scrubbed
with toothbrushes, by grad students, and transferred to the Smithsonian,
where they will be rearticulated by Paul Rhymer, a taxidermist for the
museum. (Gray’s estate will pay Rhymer’s fee of around five thousand
dollars.) When that’s finished, Peter will pick up his father’s skeleton
and take it on a “road trip,” up to St. Paul’s.
Last
week, the school’s biology teacher, Theresa Gerardo-Gettens, said that
she was thrilled about Gray’s gift. St. Paul’s happens to already have a
real skeleton, of unknown origins—she thinks it dates to the
nineteen-thirties or forties. “When I bring out that skeleton, there is a
pause,” she said. “I say to the kids, ‘This is a real person who had a
real life. In those bones is this person’s story.’ It leads us to all
kinds of wonderful discussions. They start to talk about facing their
own mortality.”
Gerardo-Gettens
doesn’t know much about Gray, but, she said, “I’m hoping I can learn
more about this alum. I want to hear his story, so I can share it with
the students. It really makes the science come alive. We’re all
curious.” ♦
Um, Elon Musk might want to hurry up and get us to Mars with his SpaceX program already.
Why, you ask? Stephen Hawking, a world-renowned physicist, says it's almost time for humans to bid farewell to their home planet.
In the upcoming BBC documentary Expedition New Earth, Hawking suggests humans have 100 years to colonize elsewhere or prepare for the extinction of our species.
Yikes.
Stephen Hawking at a press conference in New York City to announce Breakthrough Starshot, a space exploration initiative.
A hundred years is a lot sooner than Hawking's previous predictions. In November, he gave a similar warning — but said we had a comparatively lengthy 1,000 years to find a new spot to carry on the future of humankind:
"Although
the chance of disaster to planet Earth in a given year may be quite
low, it adds up over time, and becomes a near certainty in the next
1,000 or 10,000 years ... By that time, we should have spread out into space and to other stars, so a disaster on Earth would not mean the end of the human race."
So where are we going to go? Thankfully, Musk has said humans should make it to Mars in the near future.
"If
things go according to plan, we should be able to launch people
probably in 2024 with arrival in 2025," he said, according to Time.
The upcoming documentary series with Hawking is a reboot of BBC's Tomorrow's World. Per Tony Hall, director-general of the BBC:
“We’ve
come together behind a simple, and very bold ambition — to equip all of
us with the knowledge and understanding we need to make sense of our
lives and the future ... Whether
it’s the rise of robotics or the demise of antibiotics, traveling to
Mars or the arrival of 3D printed food, science is changing the world at
an extraordinary pace.”
Let's just hope science changes the world fast enough for our species to escape it.
Patented coffin torpedoes, for all your grave-defending needs! Public Domain
On the night of January 17, 1881, a
would-be body snatcher by the name of Dipper was killed by a blast in a
Mount Vernon, Ohio cemetery. The attempted grave-robbery was a three-man
operation, according to the Stark County Democrat.
The explosion broke the leg of the second thief. The third—tasked with
keeping watch—was allegedly left unscathed and hoisted his wounded
friend into a sleigh.
Another win for the coffin torpedo.
Keeping the dead buried was a matter of
grave concern in 19th-century America. As medical schools proliferated
after the Civil War, the field grew increasingly tied to the study of anatomy and practice of dissection.
Professors needed bodies for young doctors to carve into and the pool
of legally available corpses—executed criminals and body donors—was
miniscule. Enter freelance body snatchers, dispatched to do the digging.
By the late 1800s, the illicit body trade was flourishing, and
salacious accounts of grave robberiespeppered local papers across the country, historian Michael Sappol, Ph.D., chronicles in A Traffic of Dead Bodies.
Massachusetts officials testified about body-snatching in an 1883 investigation of Tewksbury Almshouse. Public Domain
At least 12 body-snatching scandals were reported in 1878, including that of Ohio congressman John Scott Harrison,
the son of ninth United States president William Henry Harrison.
(Harrison’s body was found at the University of Cincinnati and his
remains were ultimately returned to the family tomb.)
Capitalizing on the public’s funereal anxiety, inventors got to work. Their solution? Explosives.
Philip. K Clover, a Columbus, Ohio artist, patented
an early coffin torpedo in 1878. Clover’s instrument functioned like a
small shotgun secured inside the coffin lid in order to “prevent the
unauthorized resurrection of dead bodies,” as the inventor put it. If
someone tried to remove a buried body, the torpedo would fire out a lethal blast of lead balls when the lid was pried open.
Phillip K. Clover’s U.S. Patent No. 208,672. Public Domain
Another Ohioan, former Circleville probate judge Thomas N. Howell, patented a grave torpedo of his own on December 20, 1881. Unlike the Clover torpedo, Howell’s gadget was a shell buried above the coffin and wired to it. This worked like a landmine and would detonate when thieves ran into the wiring.
Thomas N. Howell’s U.S. Patent No. 217, 379. Public Domain
“Sleep well sweet angel, let no fears of
ghouls disturb thy rest, for above thy shrouded form lies a torpedo,
ready to make minced meat of anyone who attempts to convey you to the
pickling vat,” read an advertisement for the Howell torpedo.
“It’s a period in which people devoted a
considerable portion of their savings to funerals, and the development
of a funeral industry around that,” Sappol says. “For many working
people, if you saved any money at all, it might be for funeral expenses
for you and your family. People felt that it was desperately important
to have a ‘decent burial.’”
Lore of coffin torpedoes and graves loaded with them spread in patent catalogs and newsprint.
A particularly gossipy 1899 issue of the Topeka State Journal
claimed the late Mrs. W.C. Whitney’s grave was “sown with powerful
torpedoes” and fiercely guarded by watchmen at all hours. The report
referenced the case of A.T. Stewart, a gilded-age tycoon whose body was
taken from its grave in 1878 and held for ransom. “There is no secret about the torpedoes,” the Journal claimed. “All the village talks of them.”
Despite all the yellow rag chatter about
graveyard artillery, there is little to suggest coffin torpedoes were
widely manufactured or commercially successful.
“For the most part, these devices seem to
have been used very little,” says anthropologist Dr. Kate Meyers Emery.
“They were definitely oddities designed to make money off of the
widespread fear about body snatching. The truth is, most of the time you
really just needed someone to watch over your grave for a few days or
weeks to make sure that the body had time to decay and wouldn’t be of
use.”
Doctoral candidate Megan Springate, who authored the book Coffin Hardware in Nineteenth-century America
is similarly unconvinced that coffin torpedoes made it out of patent
catalogs. According to Springate, these news clippings probably
reference “general explosives” placed around graves rather than
inventions specific to the funeral industry.
“Other aspects of the mortuary industry
in the U.S. would have also deterred body snatching, including burial in
sealed shipping crates as makeshift vaults, the use of hidden locking
mechanisms on casket lids, and the use of cast iron coffins,” she says.
“All of these have been recovered archaeologically.”
By the early 20th century, the
controversy around resurrection men and the body trade had died down
considerably—though not due to “grave ghouls” going out with a bang.
Anatomy laws gave medical schools access to bodies of the poor in most
states by 1913, curbing the black market for cadavers. Improved
refrigeration technology also allowed corpses to be stored and preserved
in medical institutions, so there was less of a premium on the newly
deceased. Microbiology, advances in the surgical field, and early X-Rays
relegated anatomical dissection to the sidelines of medical innovation.
Anatomy continued to be taught in medical schools, but it primarily
served as an introductory course, rather than the central focus of the
medical curriculum.
Though there is little archaeological
evidence of grave torpedo use, these inventions provide a peculiar
window into the curiosity, horror, and unease anatomical practice
inspired among 19th-century society.
“It’s a lost world, and part of it is the
politics of death, the importance people attached to having a decent
burial and the strong meanings they attached to narratives of death,”
says Sappol. The industry that arose in service of that incorporated
“casket and mausoleum manufacture, but also funerary clothes and
trinkets, hearses, gravestones, post-mortem photography, and embalming
post-Civil War.”
“Then there’s the tinkerers culture, people making goofy devices for perceived need or non-need,” Sappol says.
Addressing a coffin torpedo patent, Scientific American
boasted: “In consequence of the increasing number of graveyard
desecrations, the genius of the inventor has been incited to devise
means of their defeat.” This clipping was reprinted in various local publications during the late 1870s and early 1880s.
Some accounts of coffin torpedoes and the tinkerers who thought them up take note of their impracticality. The Pittsburg Dispatchdedicated
part of an 1890 round-up of “Rattle Brain Ideas” to cemetery
explosives, locating them within the larger culture of invention and its
esoteric, ill-conceived byproducts.
“There’s a premium on novelty and
ingenuity,” Sappol says. “People in their barns have their tools, and
they’re making stuff. Sometimes they make brilliant inventions and make
fortunes, and sometimes they just make stupid things.”
Occasionally, they also made good punchlines.
The joke column
of an 1882 Montana paper described the detonation of “one of the patent
Ohio grave torpedoes.”. The device was being tested on a mule. At the
point of explosion, the animal picked up a single hoof and continued
grazing.
When
the end is nigh, have you ever wondered where the rich will go? Money
may not be able to buy happiness, but it could buy you a pass on the
apocalypse. These multi-million dollar retreats are buried deep
underground for protection from whatever may come, with horse stables,
pools, and movie theaters to sit back and watch the world end.—Meg Butler
The Luxury Survival Condo Resort
Where: Somewhere in Kansas
If nuclear war is in our future, things above ground are going to get pretty crispy. But 174-feet underground, in a nuclear blast-proof former missile silo
“somewhere” in Kansas, residents will be keeping cool in their
50,000-gallon swimming pool, grabbing a drink at the resort’s bar, or
letting their pets take a run in the underground dog park. All you need
to join them is $4 million for a 2,000 square-foot unit (replete with
Kohler appliances and a 50-inch TV). And that’s only if some of the
residents meet their end time before the end time. Each one of these units is already sold out.
Custom Compounds Beneath The City
Where: Los Angeles
Some of LA’s most impressive new real estate is actually subterranean. One $100 million dollar residence under construction will replicate Universal City Walk’s
promenade, with dozens of shops including a pizzeria and a wellness
outpost that “resembles a Burke Williams day spa.” Prices for these
plague-, radioactivity-, and solar flare-proof multi-home compounds
start at $8 million— more for add-ons like 12-stall horse stables that
go for $98,500 apiece. And there’s no shortage of buyers.
The Oppidum
The
“Largest Billionaire Bunker In the World” is so exclusive that you
can’t even enter the website without a pre-approved code. But, if you’re
an executive with the right connections, it’s the best place to be.
This 323,000 square-foot compound boasts
not only an underground garden, cinema, library, and wine cellar large
enough for 10 years’ worth of the best vintages, it has an “interior
bunker office and meeting room” for coordinating sales to whoever’s left
after the fallout.
Vivos Europa One
Where: South Dakota
Billionaires worried about Biblical end times can buy peace of mind
with this 76-acre underground “ark.” Each family structure is in the
shape of a 5,000 square foot mega yacht, typically with a pool, theater,
gym, bar, and any other amenities that each family’s private architect
creates. And when one of the eleven types of apocalypse enumerated on the website
comes, Vivos will dispatch private helicopters to whisk away the 34
“high-worth,” chosen families to its undisclosed location 400 feet
beneath a mountain.
Can’t afford the undisclosed purchase price? The good folks at Vivos have generously offered to house your DNA (alongside several species of animals) for future dissemination. They’ll even send you a kit for collection.
Trident Lakes
Where: Texas Trident Lakes
is a whimsical doomsday compound built by a Texas Tycoon; exactly where
you want to be for a zombie apocalypse that’s more comedic-romp Zombieland than apocalyptic tragedy The Walking Dead.
When residents aren’t taunting the undead outside, they can head inside
to play 18 holes of golf, ride horses at the equestrian center, zip
line, shop, or eat at one of the restaurants—all safe behind the
air-lock blast doors. Scheduled to be completed in 2018 (will they be in
time?), the $300 million compound will hold 1600 residents for 200
years—and maybe even longer. Trident Lakes also offers DNA storage for
replicating residents when “technology down the road” makes it
possible.
New Zealand
We’re not saying that the wealthy know something that we don’t, but the “Trump Apocalypse”
is what Kiwis are calling the wave of rich Americans buying luxury
property on the island–which is 1700 miles from its nearest neighbor.
Over-the-top properties that go the fastest have airstrips and room for a
helipad–tennis courts, swimming pools, media rooms and ideally a jetty
for mooring the family boat are at the top of the list too. And most are
sitting empty for now, but ready “just in case.”
Life, the questions of why we’re on this planet, and of
course death and all of the mysteries surrounding the great beyond, have
captivated the imagination of humankind for as long as we’ve been
around. And with such profound thoughts swirling around our brains for
millennia on end, we’ve come up with a lot of interesting ways of
dealing with and commemorating death. Here’s a somewhat macabre tourist
guide of the most intriguing ways our inevitable corporeal demise is
celebrated on planet Earth.—Carl Pettit
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Brooklyn's Death Café
Where: New York City
Fancy sitting around with like-minded individuals and discussing the
big questions about life—especially those related to the morgue? If you
happen to be in New York City, you’re in luck. Brooklyn's historic Green-Wood Cemetery
has recently revised the age-old concept of “death cafés,” where folks
can gather together and have a good ol’ chat about our mortality over
some lovely coffee and snacks. It’s an exceedingly pleasant way to talk
about a subject many of us don't find pleasant at all.
Insider Tip: Green-Wood’s death cafés are held once a month and are free to attend, although it’s recommended you RSVP
“Practice” Funerals for the Living
Where: South Korea
Ever wonder what it’d be like to be a corpse? People living in or
visiting South Korea can now get a taste of cadaver life without going all in
(i.e. actually dying). Special services, often called “death experience
schools,” let the darkly curious act out their own funerals, which
includes writing out their final testaments and spending some serious
alone time in a funeral casket. While some participants might take this
exercise lightly, for others it’s a great way to relieve stress and
reaffirm their zeal for living. And for those with suicidal thoughts,
the experience can help them realize that a continued existence is much
better than the alternative.
Ghost Tours in New Orleans
Where: Louisiana
The dead love New Orleans. And why wouldn't they? It’s a great city.
Fans of the afterlife keen on opening up a direct conduit to the phantom
world have a wide array of tour operators to choose from. Agencies
plying their ghoulish trade offer cemetery, ghost, séance, and voodoo
tours through the French Quarter, famous graveyards, and other haunted
hot spots scattered around The Big Easy. Spend part of your time in the
city drinking and dancing with the living, and another part hanging out
with the dead.
Pitru Paksha
Where: India
Pitru Paksha is a Hindu funeral rite that’s about nourishment and the
afterlife. People offer their ancestors food and water during a 16-day
timeframe, which usually rolls around in the autumn. By appeasing one’s
ancestors with offerings, the burdens of existence can lessen some, and
life can even begin to flourish. Pitru Paksha, which is intertwined with
the story of King Karna, as told in the Hindu epic the Mahabharata, can also help ensure a peaceful transition when it comes time for folks to pass from this world on to the next.
The Hungry Ghost Festival
Hungry
ghosts have got to chow down too, right? In China, come the seventh
month (the “ghost” month) on the Chinese lunar calendar, tasty grub is
left out for wandering ghosts in search of a meal. Incense is burned,
fake paper money is burned, river lanterns are set afloat, and offerings
of food are made to the dead—all with the aim of appeasing one’s
ancestral kin. The Hungry Ghost Festival is an important time in China
for families to come together and reflect on their collective past. Insider Tip: The Chinese lunar calendar can be a
little tricky for those unaccustomed to it to figure out. Just know that
the Hungry Ghost Festival usually takes place mid-to-late summer, and
plan your visit to China accordingly.
Anatomy Lab Live
Where: U.K.
Want a meal while taking in an autopsy? Well, if that’s your cup of
tea and you’re in Great Britain, Anatomy Lab Live is the perfect dinner
theater for you. This traveling spectacle (roaming across the U.K. and
Ireland) lets dinner guests witness the dissection of a semi-synthetic
human cadaver firsthand. The lifelike corpse employed is synthetic on
the outside, but filled with real swine organs and brains on the inside.
And while it's a dinner occasion not recommended for the squeamish,
it’s definitely a great way to learn about anatomy for those who are
curious—and have strong stomachs. Insider Tip: Check the touring schedule and book in advance (tickets go quickly). If you have specific anatomy questions you want answered, submit those ahead of time as well.
Gai Jatra
Where: Nepal
Gai Jatra—roughly translated as the “festive march” (jatra) of the
“sacred cow” (gai) from the Nepali—is a descriptive name that you should
take to heart. Every summer during the month of Bhadra,
Nepalese hold a procession of cows (or people dressed up as cows)
parading down the streets. This colorful display commemorates the deaths
of loved ones who have passed over the course of the last year. Cows,
which are holy to many in Nepal, act as guides for the deceased during
their journey to heaven. Insider Tip: Katmandu is the best spot to enjoy the
revelry of Gai Jatra, although nearby cities like Kirtipur and Patan
(both located in the Katmandu Valley) put on a pretty good show too.
Día de Los Muertos
Where: Mexico
Everyone loves the Day of the Dead, or as it’s known in Spanish, el Día de los Muertos.
This vibrant national holiday tumbles through Mexico ever year,
starting at the beginning of November. Ghoulish yet playful costumes
abound and parties take place in the streets and cemeteries, all in the
name of celebrating the dead. And while many participants paint their
faces up like human skulls, often adorning their grisly getups with
flowers and other embellishments, these are the happiest bunch of
pseudo-corpses (many possibly inebriated) you’ll likely ever come
across. It’s a day that mixes indigenous traditions with Roman
Catholicism, allowing people to explore ideas about community, family,
and death—and sometimes even social change—in a festive atmosphere. Insider Tip: While the Day of the Dead parade in the James Bond flick Spectre was
a work of fiction (it wasn’t a real tradition) staged for the film, it
proved so popular that Mexican officials have now set it up as annual
event in Mexico City.
The Towers of Silence
Where: Iran
In the past, practitioners of the ancient religion of Zoroastrianism,
living in what is now modern Iran, left their dead outside for extended
periods of time as part of their funeral rites. The goal here was
putrefaction: allowing carrion-eating vultures and Mother Nature to
cleanse the body of impure spirits until all that was left were
bleach-white bones. The practice is now banned, but some of the Towers
of Silence still stand on barren hills in Yazd, Iran, where corpses were
once laid out in circles to let the ravenous birds and the elements do
their cleansing. Insider Tip: The Towers of Silence are open to
tourism, but as Iran’s complicated relationship with the West is often
in flux, check with relevant officials from your own country about the
current political situation before planning a visit.
Famadihana
Where: Madagascar
Sometimes it’s a good idea to dig up your ancestors’ bones and parade
them around the village. At least that’s what some people in Madagascar
believe. Famadihana, also known as the “turning of the bones,” is a
Malagasy funeral tradition in which families crack open ancestral
crypts, wrap the bones of the departed up in new cloth, and then dance
with the bones held aloft in an attempt to commune with the dead. Insider Tip: Famadihana only happens once every
seven years, which means you might have to do a bit of sleuthing to see
which villages in the country’s highlands still practice this rite, and
when they plan on exhuming their dead.